Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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