their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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