Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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