When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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