If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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