Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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