Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
