Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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