found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm at about main and main street
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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