Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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