I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
