were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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