Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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