What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i out mim tonsoeep
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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