Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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