I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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