Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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