We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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