We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
