So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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