Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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