I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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