In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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