what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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