Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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