I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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