Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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