We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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