she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
COCAINE IS GR8
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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