it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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