This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Let's get the cat blown out
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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