You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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