i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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