i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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