Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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