i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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