Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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