can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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