franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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