That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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