I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
