You just made me feel so damn special
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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