she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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