Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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