so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
its liver damage thursday
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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