So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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