I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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