I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
