Are we in a gay sports bar?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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