Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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